When asked by my wife this morning what day it was I proudly responded "It's 11/11!" She kindly corrected me that that was two days ago. After a few more moments of serious consideration I figured out it was Friday the 13th. I usually don't care much about a Friday the 13th, but being unemployed this Friday the 13th has already seen a few strange occurrences. 1. I got up before 9:00 am.
2. I showered before 2:00 pm.
3. I brushed my teeth before 4:00 pm.
4. I haven't watched any Californication episodes.
If I can keep this up I'll almost be back to a normal schedule in no time. Maybe I need the threat of Jason Voorhees constantly hanging over my head every day.
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